You know your in Mormon country when...

I found this online today and just had to share because it is hilarious!

You Know You Are In Mormon Country If:

# You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever"

# When you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.

# You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.

# Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.

# Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.

# You consider "dam" a swear word.

# You consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory.

# Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.

# You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.

# Your kids belive the deer hunt is a national holiday.

# You drink caffinated coke from a brown paper bag.

# You consider a temple reccommend a credit reference.

# At least two of your salad bowls are at the home of neighbors.

# There is a similarity between ward basketball and the L.A. riots.

# You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.

# You negotiate prices at garage sales.

# You think women should stop having kids at 34 because 35 is just too many.

# You can make jello salad without a recipe.

# You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.

# You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.

# Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.

# A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.